Now I’ve made no secret of the fact that I’m a beautiful, sexy vegetarian. And I really don’t care what other people eat – if you want to stuff your mouth with some prime tarantulas or fried baby ducklings, then be my guest. After all, we all have our own codes and principles.
BUT (and I wouldn’t be a budding totalitarian dictator without a ‘but’) sometimes, when outside our traditional comfort zone of the very centre of major cities, the Vegetarian finds …
I’m posting this selfie of myself without make-up for charity! Any and all charities! Because I’m ABSOLUTELY FUCKING AWESOME.
Please transfer €50 into my bank account.
Actually, as I’m clearly getting a head start on Movember, better make that €100.
Also, fuck everything.
The term ‘gay agenda’ has a rich and colourful and stupid history. First used by right-wing homophobes to show how homosexuals wanted the ultimate downfall of society, it was then grabbed by equally head-traumaed people – this time gays such as the Human Rights Campaign – who use it to show how nice, normal, and well-behaved the good conservative homosexuals were.
See, we want monogamy, family, and poorly written cardboard signs, too! We’re just like you, white suburban heterosexuals! Every last one …
In two weeks’ time I’ll have been in Berlin for three years. I love this city – though I’m not one for attending trendy ‘discotheques’ whilst taking ‘Columbian Baking Soda’, and ‘[INSERT THIRD TONGUE-IN-CHEEK OUT-OF-TOUCH REFERENCE PEOPLE WILL TAKE AT FACE VALUE LIKE THEY DO SO MUCH OF THE STUFF ON THIS SITE AS THOUGH EVERYTHING I TAG AS ‘PSYCHOSIS’ IS MEANT LITERALLY GODSFUCKIT]’.
Even so, Berlin is full of interesting, open-minded people, and as a queer-thinking, polyamory-loving, witch-being vegetarian leftist …
In an exciting provocation of the Muslim Brotherhood on Twitter, one of them asked me if I have actually read the Egyptian constitution, as created by the political wing of the Brotherhood. Though I’d read a great deal about it, I have to confess that I indeed had not sat down and read the actual thing.
But today I am procrastinating. So I did. I read the entire constitution of Egypt, simply to avoid writing a professional summary for my upcoming …