INTERLUDE

Written by Redfern on 06/02/2013

From: Redfern “Boss Boss” Barrett

To: [RedcorpEmployees_All]

SUBJECT: EMPLOYEE PARKING

 

Dear Employees,

It has come to the attention of management that several of you have complaints regarding the company parking situation. Firstly, I would like to refer all employees to the binding non-disclosure agreement signed upon your arrival with the firm, and would firmly remind everyone of the severe legal and physical penalties of going to the press. That being said, I will deal with the various complaints issue-by-issue.

1. “My car keeps going missing.”

Redcorp …

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INTERLUDE

Written by Redfern on 08/11/2012

DEAR ‘CUSTOMER’

Thank you for your suggestion that we remove your name from the ‘Redfern Barrett Privatised Sexual Offenders Register’. Your application has been

DENIED

If you have any questions, please do not hesitate to contact us on

DETAILS WITHHELD – INFORMATION NOT AVAILABLE TO KNOWN SEXUAL OFFENDERS

Thank you for your cooperation.

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