Love Behind the Updates: A Social Media Translator

Written by Redfern on 12/03/2015

Subject A: Elizabeth Maybelle Preston, 24
Subject B: Simon Christopher Martin, 26
Location: Literally anywhere on Earth

It’s been a wild few weeks! I’m so happy to have met you, Lizzie!
Simon, July 5th (3 likes)

Elizabeth and Simon have been dating for (two) weeks, during which they have seen each other a total of four times. Each ended a serious relationship within the past six months. Elizabeth has started reading Simon’s text messages when he goes to the bathroom.

Simon actually laid his coat over …

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Written by Redfern on 24/02/2015

My roommate asked me to print off his boarding pass, so I gave him this.


Written by Redfern on 20/02/2015

We all deal with rejection at some point in our lives. Whether it’s the postman turning down your romantic propositions again, or the local cult turning down your romantic propositions again, rejection is a day-to-day occurrence.

I guess you and the ‘Order of Holy Light’ were just never meant to be.

But what about when that publisher turns down your beautifully-crafted novel, or that witty article you wrote about accidentally spurring an athlete’s foot outbreak at your local pool? Writing rejections can …

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Written by Redfern on 04/02/2015

Well Apple followers, what an exciting year 2015 is turning out to be! Not only do we have the release of another iPhone, another iPad, and yet another MacBook Air, we also have the release of a really small phone that is tied to your wrist and can’t make its own calls. “But wait!” we hear you ask. “What’s in it for me, a psychotically jealous partner who likes nothing better than to follow my loved one to the supermarket …

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Near Year News

Written by Redfern on 06/01/2015

Despite the entirely arbitrary nature of the calendar year, I still get excited at seeing the numbers climb ever-upwards into the future – and as I wrote a couple of years ago, 2015 is a good year for science fiction: it’s the year of Back to the Future II, The 6th Day, and Event Horizon (hell, we’re now only four years away from the horrifying Blade Runner reality…)

It’s is also shaping up to be a good year for a certain loud and excitable writer …

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