Now, I’m not one to dictate the likes and dislikes of two thousand-year old historical figures, but I do enjoy it when others enlighten me. Like a teenager in a relationship for the first time Jesus is continually saying that He loves me, usually through manic-eyed people wielding leaflets which tell me the exact opposite.
Ah, but you see, Jesus loves me, he just doesn’t like the things I do. Because of course my inner self and my actions have absolutely no bearing …
So I finally tricked a publisher into publishing my novel, and I’m very happy to announce that The Giddy Death of the Gays & the Strange Demise of Straights is now available to buy as a book, ebook, audiobook, or series of sinister screams coming from a room in your house you had no previous idea existed.
The book is about gays, and straights, but has very little actual death (though it does contain lots of fundamentalists, drag queens, and burning …
So it’s been a busy few months, and a very strange past few days. In March I submitted a question to PinkNews on the possibility of polyamorous unions, for their upcoming Q&A with Green Party leader Natalie Bennett. Bennett’s response on May 1st that she was open to discussion on the idea made national news. I’ve been mentioned in the Telegraph, Daily Mail, Buzzfeed, and the Independent.
In response I wrote an article for PinkNews: ’Why polyamorous marriages are the next step to equality’.
We all need jobs, to buy food and playstations and attention–but it seems that almost all the job guides available online simply lead to you running away from armed police divisions along with several frightened bystanders. This guide is different–here we show you how to successfully land that job without taking innocent people hostage.
That’s right: a job, an income, and no lengthy prison sentences. You really can have it all.
First of all, dress appropriately
Remember, it’s that all-important first impression which …
Subject A: Elizabeth Maybelle Preston, 24
Subject B: Simon Christopher Martin, 26
Location: Literally anywhere on Earth
It’s been a wild few weeks! I’m so happy to have met you, Lizzie!
Simon, July 5th (3 likes)
Elizabeth and Simon have been dating for (two) weeks, during which they have seen each other a total of four times. Each ended a serious relationship within the past six months. Elizabeth has started reading Simon’s text messages when he goes to the bathroom.
Simon actually laid his coat over …