Greetings fellow housepouses, and welcome back to Housespouse Corner – for those of us who have dedicated our lives to the sublime mediocrity of housework, sacrificing careers and friendships to a spouse who cares more about draining the liquor cabinet than whether you live or die. Now, though those lovely curtain decorations we made last week may have passed by entirely unnoticed, but this week we’re doing something really special: putting up shelves! Marriage-saving shelves!
Everyone loves a good shelf. Whether …
This is what would happen if I was allowed to name things like stations.
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Like most people my age, I’m selfishly dissatisfied with our benevolent government of parasitic banker-aristocrats, and feel youthful ingratitude for their kind gifts of poverty, police brutality, and creeping fascism. Russell Brand may advocate global revolution, but that sounds hard. Instead, I’m going to solve my problems locally. And by locally, I mean my bedroom, where the brave peasantry (me) have united to overthrow the state, and establish utopia. With that I bring you:
THE REVOLUTION OF REDFERN’S BEDROOM
Our Warlord …
Great news fans of consensual genital mutilation! The artist Heather Purcell and I are currently working on our short story ‘Penis Bifurcation Society’, which will form a mixed-media performance featuring live-drawing!
The Penis Bifurcation Society have gathered for their annual meeting, but soon find themselves stalked by a madman, mutilating them one by one by gluing their penises back together…
The performance will take place at Wasted Land (Emserstr. 34, Neukölln) 9PM OCTOBER 31. If you’re in Berlin come see us! Make obscene gestures at …
Nary a day goes by without my Facebook feed spurting out some elongated Youtube proposal, with a happy white couple dragging all their family and friends in for a song-and-dance routine, leading up to a small box containing one of the shiny underground rocks presented as tribute. People have blackmailed their way into wedded bliss in all sorts of highly-public, inventive ways, but in my opinion none of them truly say, ‘I want you buried next to me when our …