Subject A: Elizabeth Maybelle Preston, 24
Subject B: Simon Christopher Martin, 26
Location: Literally anywhere on Earth
It’s been a wild few weeks! I’m so happy to have met you, Lizzie!
Simon, July 5th (3 likes)
Elizabeth and Simon have been dating for (two) weeks, during which they have seen each other a total of four times. Each ended a serious relationship within the past six months. Elizabeth has started reading Simon’s text messages when he goes to the bathroom.
Simon actually laid his coat over …