A SOCIOPATH’S GUIDE TO FIRST AID

Written by Redfern on 11/08/2014

We’ve all been there: you’re walking down the street, shouting at children and generally minding your own business, when you stumble upon some inconsiderate layabout lying in the street, selfishly spilling their filthy blood all over the pavement.

“Look at me, look at me, I’m wearing an orange jacket!” Arsehole.

Normally I would simply ignore such rudeness, but I have recently been informed that stepping over someone “in need of medical assistance” and taking their wallet as an inconveniency payment can get …

Continue Reading