Polly Petunia liked many things. She liked building sand castles at the seaside. She liked strawberry ice cream. She liked seeing the gradual decline of her deadbeat father on his visitations every other weekend.
But the thing she liked most of all was the ghost of her friend, Billy Benton.
Everyone at the nursery school thought that Billy had had a horrible accident. But Polly knew better. Polly knew that Billy deserved it, and that her actions were justified because she was …
Many stupid things have been said over the past few months, and some of those things were not said by me. When I get particularly annoyed by some insipid quote, or meme, or someone’s face, I have a habit of making a picture out of it. It’s like therapy, but with more MS Paint.
ROMANCE PICTURES OF PUTIN
CREEPY ‘LOVE IS’ PICTURES
THAT SUBWAY MAP
ATTACKING HETEROSEXUALITY HOMOPHOBIA
MORE ATTACKING MEMES
Here are some works of art I didn’t get around to putting on the …
Three things have not happened in the last half-year: I haven’t had a human conversation that didn’t revolve around sinister hypotheticals; I didn’t manage to stop my sexy dentist from stealing all my wisdom teeth; and I haven’t updated my blog with things that have actually been happening to me, as opposed to happening purely within my mind. Still, much has been going on. MUCH.
I was in the newspapers! German newspapers, but newspapers all the same.
So the alternative Berlin subway …