I’m posting this selfie of myself without make-up for charity! Any and all charities! Because I’m ABSOLUTELY FUCKING AWESOME.
Please transfer €50 into my bank account.
Actually, as I’m clearly getting a head start on Movember, better make that €100.
Also, fuck everything.
Berlin is many things: poor, sexy, absolutely full to the brim with urine. It’s a great city, but it’s also a seething hive of competing subcultures, all rabid with hate for one another – and since you can’t possibly belong to every single one of them without maintaining a severe personality disorder, the good news is that you’re hated too! By many, many people!
But which ones? Last summer I sat in Gorlitzer park analysing the people around me and drawing …