WHICH TYPE OF CHRISTMAS ARE YOU? THE HOLIDAY PERSONALITY TEST

Written by Redfern on 20/12/2013

This year I’ve taken some time out from mailing divorce papers to newlywed couples to answer a question which has plagued our frightening species since the day it was formed by malevolent aliens: if I were a type of Christmas, which Christmas would I be? After much drinking, writing, and festive vision-having, I have finally come up with an answer. With that, I give you…

 

THE WHICH TYPE OF CHRISTMAS ARE YOU TEST

1. Which of the following best describes your perfect …

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9 INDIE PRESENTS TO MAKE YOURS

Written by Redfern on 13/12/2013

Like most people, I enjoy spending my moneys propping up huge media empires and planet-burning megacorporations. Hell, I just want a Blade Runner-esque sci-fi dystopia to become reality, because then I get to wear a cool trenchcoat and walk through streets coated in neon lights without having to move to Japan. I won’t buy toys unless they’re smeared with the blood of slave children, I won’t read a book unless the author lives in a mansion made entirely of diamonds …

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