HOUSESPOUSE CORNER: DIY TIPS / SEDUCING THE NEIGHBOUR BOY

Written by Redfern on 28/11/2013

Greetings fellow housepouses, and welcome back to Housespouse Corner – for those of us who have dedicated our lives to the sublime mediocrity of housework, sacrificing careers and friendships to a spouse who cares more about draining the liquor cabinet than whether you live or die. Now, though those lovely curtain decorations we made last week may have passed by entirely unnoticed, but this week we’re doing something really special: putting up shelves! Marriage-saving shelves!

Everyone loves a good shelf. Whether …

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THE REVOLUTION OF REDFERN’S BEDROOM

Written by Redfern on 01/11/2013

Like most people my age, I’m selfishly dissatisfied with our benevolent government of parasitic banker-aristocrats, and feel youthful ingratitude for their kind gifts of poverty, police brutality, and creeping fascism. Russell Brand may advocate global revolution, but that sounds hard. Instead, I’m going to solve my problems locally. And by locally, I mean my bedroom, where the brave peasantry (me) have united to overthrow the state, and establish utopia. With that I bring you:

THE REVOLUTION OF REDFERN’S BEDROOM

DAY ONE

Our Warlord …

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