LIVE PERFORMANCE IN BERLIN THIS HALLOWEEN

Written by Redfern on 25/10/2013

Great news fans of consensual genital mutilation! The artist Heather Purcell and I are currently working on our short story ‘Penis Bifurcation Society’, which will form a mixed-media performance featuring live-drawing!

The Penis Bifurcation Society have gathered for their annual meeting, but soon find themselves stalked by a madman, mutilating them one by one by gluing their penises back together…

The performance will take place at Wasted Land (Emserstr. 34, Neukölln) 9PM OCTOBER 31. If you’re in Berlin come see us! Make obscene gestures at …

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12 ROMANTIC PROPOSALS FOR THE SOCIALLY UNHINGED

Written by Redfern on 18/10/2013

Nary a day goes by without my Facebook feed spurting out some elongated Youtube proposal, with a happy white couple dragging all their family and friends in for a song-and-dance routine, leading up to a small box containing one of the shiny underground rocks presented as tribute. People have blackmailed their way into wedded bliss in all sorts of highly-public, inventive ways, but in my opinion none of them truly say, ‘I want you buried next to me when our …

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REDFERN’S AWESOME FUCKING GAY AGENDA

Written by Redfern on 07/10/2013

The term ‘gay agenda’ has a rich and colourful and stupid history. First used by right-wing homophobes to show how homosexuals wanted the ultimate downfall of society, it was then grabbed by equally head-traumaed people – this time gays such as the Human Rights Campaign – who use it to show how nice, normal, and well-behaved the good conservative homosexuals were.

See, we want monogamy, family, and poorly written cardboard signs, too! We’re just like you, white suburban heterosexuals! Every last one …

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