ARE YOUR GENITALS SUITABLE FOR SEXING?

Written by Redfern on 29/06/2013

So it’s being codified into UK law that trans* people have to reveal their gender status before engaging in sexual relations with someone. Ignoring how creepy this would be if applied to any other identity (why not force people to disclose their race before having sex?), how exactly do we propose to define disclosure relating to gender? What if that guy I’ve taken home is in fact a masculine woman? Are we to presume people know our gender by default? …

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PICTURES! PICTURES PICTURES PICTURES!

Written by Redfern on 24/06/2013

A picture is worth a thousand words, so this week I have been making one thousand pictures, in the hopes that it will be worth one million words and I shall never have to write again.

The first three are my standard jabs at Facebook and endlessly used internet memes in general. Number one is based on that classic slogan worn by clueless pricks everywhere:

Not bitter at all! Next up, puppies!

And the last of the three Facebook themes, INSPIRATION GUARANTEED!

And finally, …

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ABOUT 5% OF PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET ARE SERIAL KILLERS

Written by Redfern on 16/06/2013

So I’ve had my blog for almost a year now and, aside from seriously pissing off some football fans and taking their outrage as attempts at flirtation, it’s been going pretty well.

But not the search terms. Although I enjoy the thrill of prodding around the darker corners of the internet as much as the next ill-adjusted 28 year old closet sexpest, the thought of these pet-murdering fingers entering their dark fetishes into Google and stumbling a website with pictures of …

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THE FERN FAMILY NEWSLETTER

Written by Redfern on 14/06/2013

Well, it’s been an exciting year for the Fern family, and let me tell you, we’ve had our fair share of ups and downs!  My wife Isabella sends her love, as would the children, if they could tear themselves away from their video-gaming machines!

Firstly we have the big news. As you may have heard in some of the frankly disreputable national press, Isabella has been working on setting up a church here in the Cotswolds. She’s been very upset about …

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SHAKESPEARE HIGH: PILOT EPISODE

Written by Redfern on 03/06/2013

This week I have decided to become a screenwriter for TV. Now, all the best rambling strangers who claim to be writers say that the best advice is to write what you know – and having been a teenager in the late 90s and having done an English degree in the early 00s, what I know is American high schools and William Shakespeare. And hallucinogens.

With that, allow me to introduce the first episode of SHAKESPEARE HIGH:

[Int. school. The strangely wide …

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