As we have all heard from the enlightening tirades of Jehova’s best and brightest, the nuclear family is an ancient institution and as a result far, far, more deserving of existence than the Homosexual/Feminist/Abortionist/Trans/Wizard agenda. One man, plus one woman, plus two (or twelve) screaming, unfathomable children. Plus liquor. This calibration is the ‘cornerstone’ (also see: ‘foundation’, ‘pillar’, ‘antiquated architectural reference’) of Western Civilization (also see: ‘Judeo-Christianity’, ‘society’, ‘non-Wizards’). According the them, this has been the way of things right …
As a response to vital global economic developments, I have decided to conduct a scientific* survey of how the eurozone crisis has impacted the average** European*** person.****
Ways in which the Eurozone crisis has affected me:
I see it on the news sometimes.
Ways in which Eurovision 2012 affected me:
People actually talked about it.
I queued for 40 minutes to get into the open-air theatre to watch it.
Denied access due to possession of alcohol. Told to drink it outside.
But we have a lot.
Drink it …